We LI'ers would be glad to have you visit us.
One word of advice, though, is be wary of tall, pole-mounted structures that look like whitewashed, abstract beehives.
These, as you may be have guessed by now, are the Federal Signal Company-manufactured P's of S. known as Modulators, which are making slow, yet continuous encroachments upon fire districts Island-wide.
When you see one and should you be lucky enough to hear it go off, don't even bother stopping your ears. Matter of fact, you can prolly stand within 100 feet and enjoy its none-too-loud, not-at-all-intimidating, hauntingly sea-sick dronings.
Weep at the beautiful timbre of its magnificently bogus Westminster chimes that sound like a feral wolf-child auditioning for a Jamaican steel drum ensemble.
To be sure, I have no doubt that your area, too, is plagued with these beasts (or about to be); but we up here take especial exception to the complete havoc they've wrought upon our collective childhoods.
(And on a serious note, they pretty much do the same upon the average fireman and/or dispatcher's ability to alert potential fire victims to the fact that help is, indeed, on the way. A half-dozen Modulators simply cannot do the job that *one* electro-mechanical model---pick any one you want---can. I'll bet that even a dysfunctional Model 2 standing right next to one of these posers can totally depant it on a clear, crisp sunny day...with ambient traffic noise, yet.)
So the next time you hear one of your beloved horns suddenly (and in a most unwelcome way) accompanied by a sound that might remind you of a Star Wars droid with emphysema, call to mind this humble poster's sage advice.
