Chinese Flunkies reading my e-mails from China?

[Robert Gift]

1.) Are Chinese "authorities" really bothering to monitor my e-mails from China?

(If so, be advised that your siren (In building dome .40 miles west of the West Yantai
Mountain siren) would be better mounted on the dome level ABOVE it's present location!
Discipline the dummies who placed it on the LOWER level.)

2.) There are thousands of sirens around the world.
By their very nature they are not secret
(except for my silent fire alarm which for some reason never sold.)

The West Yantai Mountain siren is certainly no secret.
Everyone knows it is there.

(Would have been better to leave the horizontal two-toned siren in the
Pagoda-like tower where it was, than to put in a new single-toned
siren on a pole which rises from the bunker where it's sound is diminished by surrounding trees.
That dummy should also be disciplined.)

The siren in the building dome west of Yantai Mountain is too close.
(Except when your Yantai Mountain siren FAILS to operate - as it failed to do during last Tuesday's ANNUAL test!) Someone should be disciplined for that failure.

You should have me study and designate where all your sirens
should be located.
I would be happy to do this for my Chinese brothers.

Oh, and while your spying, CLEAN UP all the garbage and filth everywhere.
What is this - Mexico City? I thought Chinese had more pride
and intelligence than Mexicans. Shameful. (And, yes, I DO pick up your litter!)

[Daniel]

Honourable Mr. Gift,

We would be most happy-lucky to be graced with your presence at formal meeting to discuss tallness of warning sirens in your municipality. Please to arrive at Beijing Interrogation Prison Complex #23 with the assistance of our professional drivers and we will offer you a lovely meal of rice and soup (every three days) while we extract what you know. Xie-Xie.

With regard to Mexico City, whose sidewalks are regularly swept by residents, the problem lies in the lack of sanitation infrastructure, not the people themselves. Most Mexican housewives are fastidious about keeping their homes clean, but on the same token, any vacant lot becomes a garbage dump. They may have littering laws, but like all their other laws, they are only as good as the police who enforce them. When the Mexican government warns tourists to avoid encounters with Mexico City police, you know that there's a big problem. Mexico is a democracy in theory, but with the PRI party running everything from the 1920's up to 2000, public works were usually maintained only when election season was near. Vicente Fox's 2000 election was won partly because of a massive overhaul of the elections system by his predecessor, and partly because a PRI-maintained sewage canal burst and flooded a large section of southern Mexico City a week before the election.

[Chad]

Mexico City is the most un-clean (and probably the worst) place in the world. No doubt about it, I've been there.

[tbolt1003man]

Honourable Mr. Gift,

We would be most happy-lucky to be graced with your presence at formal meeting to discuss tallness of warning sirens in your municipality. Please to arrive at Beijing Interrogation Prison Complex #23 with the assistance of our professional drivers and we will offer you a lovely meal of rice and soup (every three days) while we extract what you know. Xie-Xie.

What the @$@#$ is that????

I know its true but isnt that over the top, but very creative!!