Had a "perfect" run - no siren.

[CABLEVision]

What do they expect - a wet bar?
I whine alot. Will that do?
We can buy pizza at Safeway which Youqing improves by adding green peppers, onions, GARLIC!, olives, celery, silkworm larvae, carrots, parsley, etc.

Umm, Robert, what are the silkworm larvae there for? To weave napkins, perhaps?

We ain't that classy.
We use recycled paper napkins.
Youqing, my wife, from Yantai, China, say silkworm delicious and nutritious.
[Warning to silkworm who stop making silk!]

And that my friends, is why we never have a meetup in Colorado!

[Franz?]

Look Bob, you and I both know nurses are a tough croud to please. I'm just a mere booking agent here, and I'm working damn cheap.

Now if you want to be the most talked about tourist attraction at the world convention of Infection Prevention Practitioners, you gotta go the extra mile. You gotta outlight the Rochester Emergency Preparedness Coordinator (Mr Strobe), or you just aren't going to get future business.

The Rochester group is really tough because they are leaders in the business. Hell, they even went to Toronto for the outbreak of Sars up there to lend their expertise. Legionella, no problem, these gals can handle it from their makeup bags.

Now you really think they are going to be happy with pizza from a gas station?

Denver could wind up with a black eye, and we both know word travels thru the convention circle at the speed of internet. You could be a ghost town with an empty convention center.

[Robert Gift]

Umm, Robert, what are the silkworm larvae there for? To weave napkins, perhaps?

We ain't that classy.
We use recycled paper napkins.
Youqing, my wife, from Yantai, China, say silkworm delicious and nutritious.
[Warning to silkworm who stop making silk!]

And that my friends, is why we never have a meetup in Colorado!

What?
Afraid of a little (well not little, fat) worm?
Or the fact that we don't have many sirens?

[CABLEVision]

We ain't that classy.
We use recycled paper napkins.
Youqing, my wife, from Yantai, China, say silkworm delicious and nutritious.
[Warning to silkworm who stop making silk!]

And that my friends, is why we never have a meetup in Colorado!

What?
Afraid of a little (well not little, fat) worm?
Or the fact that we don't have many sirens?

The worms, I'll have take out though.

[Robert Gift]

Look Bob, you and I both know nurses are a tough croud to please. I'm just a mere booking agent here, and I'm working damn cheap.

Now if you want to be the most talked about tourist attraction at the world convention of Infection Prevention Practitioners, you gotta go the extra mile. You gotta outlight the Rochester Emergency Preparedness Coordinator (Mr Strobe), or you just aren't going to get future business.

The Rochester group is really tough because they are leaders in the business. Hell, they even went to Toronto for the outbreak of Sars up there to lend their expertise. Legionella, no problem, these gals can handle it from their makeup bags.

Now you really think they are going to be happy with pizza from a gas station?

Denver could wind up with a black eye, and we both know word travels thru the convention circle at the speed of internet. You could be a ghost town with an empty convention center.

And your point? Our Governor got rid of the '72 Olympics! which were almost held in Colorado.
But the DNC is coming here in August.
Youqing-altered Safeway pizza is the best we have ever had, anywhere.
They don't call me Bio-hazard Bob for nothing.

[Franz?]

Ayup and after the DNC you can get right to work rebuilding Denver.

I figure this one is going to make 68 in Chicogo look like a walk inthe park. There's even a website called recreate68, and they offer up some interesting suggestions. At least I'll get to watch this one on TV instead of reading about it in old magazines.

What is it you call that vehicle, MedFart1?

[Robert Gift]

Ayup and after the DNC you can get right to work rebuilding Denver.
I figure this one is going to make 68 in Chicogo look like a walk inthe park. There's even a website called recreate68, and they offer up some interesting suggestions. At least I'll get to watch this one on TV instead of reading about it in old magazines.
What is it you call that vehicle, MedFart1?

Good name! We'll consider it.
I won't tell you about the time I transported platelets, requested emergent, to a patient in surgery at a north Colorado Hospital.
At some places I was traveling at over 100 mph on I-25.
They were so pleased how quickly the platelets arrrived.
Two reasons:
Patient in critical condition
&
My bowels were ready to explode.
(So thankful there was a restroom next to the lab.)

[Robert Gift]

Ayup and after the DNC you can get right to work rebuilding Denver.
I figure this one is going to make 68 in Chicogo look like a walk inthe park. There's even a website called recreate68, and they offer up some interesting suggestions. At least I'll get to watch this one on TV instead of reading about it in old magazines.
What is it you call that vehicle, MedFart1?

So, Franz, what was your wife's report on Denver?
She have fun?
Saw some olde west cowtown justice?

[Franz?]

Lets begin with you explaining that damn blue bear. I heard the crap story the guides laid on the convention goers, but I want the truth.

Denver got fair marks, but it's no New Orleans, or even Baltimore (crabs), and it definitely beats hell out of Phoenix. The person who picked Phoenix has been beaten, tarred and feathered, and left the group.

All those damn helicopters were a bit overdone too.

The tropical gardens were well liked, I spent 2 nights downloading pics from the camera and fixing them so she can pass out CDs to her playmates who forgot their cameras. Fortunately, this time unlike the cruise to Alaska, she didn't play with the little wheel thingy on the camera, and all the pics were usable.

That high noon shootout/Mexican standoff really upset some of the group though, nad you need to communicate to your police screaming at nurses to prone the **** out on the sidewalk is bad for tourist attracting. Actually, your cops are lucky they didn't get vasectomys done with convention souveneirs. These girls are bad! They also have excellent communication via cell.

Then, there was the matter of altitude. It's just a damn good thing the APIC National sponsors were thoughtful enough to provide those nice water bottles at registration and the chapstick. If not for that, nobody would have known and people may have been sickened. Why doesn't your tourist bureau handle that?

I don't really think Denver is up high on the list of citys they will be returning to soon. Next year is, are you ready, New Orleans. I have no idea why, nobody tells me these things.

[Robert Gift]

Lets begin with you explaining that damn blue bear. I heard the crap story the guides laid on the convention goers, but I want the truth.

Denver got fair marks, but it's no New Orleans, or even Baltimore (crabs), and it definitely beats hell out of Phoenix. The person who picked Phoenix has been beaten, tarred and feathered, and left the group.

All those damn helicopters were a bit overdone too.

That high noon shootout/Mexican standoff really upset some of the group though, nad you need to communicate to your police screaming at nurses to prone the **** out on the sidewalk is bad for tourist attracting. Actually, your cops are lucky they didn't get vasectomys done with convention souveneirs. These girls are bad! They also have excellent communication via cell.

Then, there was the matter of altitude. It's just a damn good thing the APIC National sponsors were thoughtful enough to provide those nice water bottles at registration and the chapstick. If not for that, nobody would have known and people may have been sickened. Why doesn't your tourist bureau handle that?

I don't really think Denver is up high on the list of citys they will be returning to soon. Next year is, are you ready, New Orleans. I have no idea why, nobody tells me these things.

What blue bear?
Sounds like someone was experiencing Viagra sideffects.

You want free bottles of O2? Heavy breathing will suffice.

To view a Wild West gun battle reenactment you must travel to Cody, Wyoming.
They should be pleased they got to participate in a REAL one.
Pretty good for a cow town.
And not to worry.
I have transported blood to Denver General Hospital, also called the Knife and Gun Club, now named Denver Health Medical Center.